Breaking Back to Blogging
Here’s the thing about laziness: once you start it’s very hard to stop.
Such is the case with my reluctant ease back into the blogging regimen. So toward the end of February, my schedule was swamped and I found very little free time and energy to produce ground-breaking, award-winning content for my humble, loyal, faithful, respectful crowd of viewers.
Flattery aside, it’s good to be back. It’s time I kicked my butt into high gear because I know all of you saps are hanging on my every syllable. These past three days I must admit I have been completely free of the stressful turmoil I was subject to at the end of February. Frankly there is no excuse for my inactivity during that time but rest assured I have returned and I won’t be leaving again anytime soon.
Consider me back into full-fledged nonsense writer mode. I promise from here on out that I will dedicate 101% of myself, on a constant 25-hour schedule, 8 days a week, 367 days a year towards the JP Feed. Some physicists may think this impossible but I merely see it as improbable. I am a ne’er-do-well no more.